Wierd.. Wit-lost.. Nincompoop day..

*Boo noises from the background*

Right right.. I know I know.. it had been awhile since I had last wrote something up here.. AGAIN.

Yes yes.. Moi fault.. pardon the inexcusable one.. *bows*

Alright alright.. now where was I.. oh.. I was just about to begin with the topic of the day. Going straight to the wierd part, I was wading through the innumerous amount of work stacked upon my desk after yesterday. Staring at all the sheets of statistical reports, manpower records, material analysis printouts.. and I happened to chance upon an errant sheet of paper lay strewn amidst the stacked chaos on my in-tray...

And there was a printed review of Ice Age 2: The Meltdown right there...

Alright.. I had just seen that show 2 weeks ago.. but I dun seem to recall printing any review of the show.. besides.. WHO WOULD PRINT MOVIE REVIEWS?! Anyway.. I was kinda busy preparing for my presentation for the production meeting set to begin in another 10 mins. Sorting my file, loading files into my thumbdrive, grab the stash of printouts.. and off I go..

While I was going thru my presentation.. there happened to be this ongoing discussion behind the scene.. and there was this sudden laughter from the background..

Andy (me): *raise eyebrow* erm.. something wrong with my report?
Shermaine (QA engr): *giggles* so do u like Sid or Diego better?
Andy (me): Sid.. Diego.. huh?
Jeffery (supervisor): *passes me my handout*
Andy (me): *stares at the handout* Oh geez.. *slaps forehead*

Anyway, for those whom were wondering if I had given out the Ice Age review in one of my handouts. The answer is.. Yup.. just so happened that it was the second page of the review.. full of quotes from the characters in the animation...

and heres some for u guys to enjoy (while I go recover some of that lost ego)

Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
Manfred: Diego. No contest.
Ellie: Manny, you can't pick favorites with your kids!
Manfred: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If my dog had a kid, and that kid had a pet, that would be Sid.

Manfred: Uh, Diego, retract the claws please.
Diego: Oh.. right.. sorry.
Sid: You know, if I didn't know you better Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water!
[Diego grabs Sid's neck and strangles him]
Sid: OK, I don't think I know you better!

Sid: Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.
Diego: That's genius Sid.
Sid: Call me "Squid"!

Manfred: Don't listen to him. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape.
Fast Tony: Are you making an offer?

Traffic Vulture: Parents: Please do not leave your children unattended. All unattended children will be eaten.

Andy: Dumbass: Please do not leave your movie reviews unattended. All dumbasses will be strangled.

Later